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Written by Jared Kelner - Directed by Gerry Appel

Starring Jared Kelner, Marina Vrahnos, Chris Robertson, Sarah MacMillan


The Robert Moss Theater at 440 Studio

440 Lafayette Street

3rd Floor

New York, NY 10003

(between Astor Place and East 4th Street)


Performances are Tuesday 1/6/2015 @ 9pm, Wednesday 1/7/2015 @ 6:15pm, Saturday 1/10/2015 @ 7pm


Tickets are $20 - CASH only, paid at the door

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with the names of who will be coming and the date of the show you wish to see

(You must provide the names of who is coming, not simply the number of tickets needed)


Alan and Danielle have been married for 18 years. He cheated, again. She drinks, but they hope to save their marriage by becoming Foster Parents. Samantha and Johnny are not who they appear to be and through their deranged behavior, they become vigilante guardian angels for the helpless Foster Children. 

“What do they become, the unwanted children?” “Me,” says Samantha.


Jared Kelner is a trained actor in the Meisner, Strasberg, Adler, Hagen, Morris, Chekhov, Heller, Gallardo and Dusa techniques. He graduated from a performing arts high school and holds a BA in Theater Arts. Jared has appeared professionally on stage, TV and film. Jared ran his own acting school in California and has taught at the Playhouse Acting Academy in East Brunswick, NJ for 3 years. Jared is also the author of the book “LINE? The Creative Way for Actors to Quickly Memorize Monologues and Dialogues” which is sold at The Drama Bookshop in New York, at Samuel French in Hollywood and online at,, and a variety of other websites. Jared has delivered memory training seminars about the techniques in his book LINE? to over a thousand actors in NY & NJ.



Gerry Appel has directed hundreds of plays and musicals at several Off Broadway and regional theatres.  His acting and directing training took place at NYU/Tisch School of the Arts, Circle in the Square Theatre School, Catholic University and Montclair State University.  He has studied with Madeleine Thornton Sherwood (Broadway’s Original Cast of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and Sweet Bird of Youth) and Nikos Psycharopoulos (longtime Artistic Director of Williamstown Theatre Festival).  As Artistic Director of the Brook Arts Center, Gerry helped to draw such diverse talent as the American Repertory Ballet and the Amazing Kreskin while raising over $4 Million to convert this vaudeville theatre into an arts incubator.  As a director and/or producer, Gerry has worked with Marc Shaiman, Christine Ebersol, Annie Golden, Jennifer Tilly, Paige Price and many others.  Currently, Gerry is the owner/director of Playhouse Acting Academy, a Central New Jersey school for actors of all ages.


Jared Kelner

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